Ask The Pied Piper

ask-piedpiper:

asktheprofessoroffear:

…What did I do last night?….and…whose…whose bed is this?…

You got drunk. And the bed is mine.

And if you ever get drunk again, please remind me not to help you.

Oh god, I am so sorry! What did I do? Oh god please tell me I did…

Of course, but… before I go I need to talk to you about something. I feel really bad for keeping something from you and I think it would really help you understand where I am coming from.

((Oh god Piper is gonna whip out his tights. ))