Ask The Pied Piper
The Morning After

asktheprofessoroffear:

…What did I do last night?….and…whose…whose bed is this?…

You got drunk. And the bed is mine.

And if you ever get drunk again, please remind me not to help you.

Oh god, I am so sorry! What did I do? Oh god please tell me I did not make a COMPLETE fool of myself?

I am so sorry you had to put up with me. I…I will make it up to you I swear.